(As Smackdown comes on the air, Kurt Angle makes his way down to the ring to
a series of boos.)

Kurt Angle:
You know people, your Olympic Hero has a problem.  And it's with whatever
freakin' idiot put me on a team with Triple H, X-Pac and Lance Storm last
week.  Those guys couldn't wrestle their way out of a paper bag!

And they proved it, when they failed to help me get out of the Five Star
Frog Splash, and I got eliminated first.  Had I been trying, I would have
kicked out of that move at a 1 count.  But I expected those guys to come
in and break the pin, but they let me down.

So I went to William Regal, and I got me a match with that no good grease
rat X-Pac, right here tonight, right freakin' now!

(There is a mild cheer for this statement, mixed in with the boos)

Kurt Angle:
So X-Pac, why don't you quit tying that stupid rag around your head, and
wipe that stringy hair from your eyes, before coming down here for a real
wrestling lesson.  Oh it's true, it's damn true!