(As Smackdown returns from commercial, the music of Jeff Jarrett hits, to the
surprise of the fans.  The Chosen One makes his way down to the ring and grabs
a mic.)

Jeff Jarrett:
Did y'all miss me?  Hahaha!  That's right, I'm back, and this time things are
gonna start going my way.  Roddy Piper has signed me back to WWE, in his own
words, to make things right.  And that means that I will once again rise to 
the top, and become the WWE Champion.  And that's because I damn sure deserve
it, and I damn sure can.  So any of y'all...

(Jarrett is interrupted by the music of Roddy Piper, who comes out onto the
ring ramp.)

Roddy Piper:
Hey there, Jeff, how's it goin'?  You see, I did sign you back to make things
right, but uh...I think you may have misunderstood me.  You see, you're not the
only guy I've signed back recently.  Remember back in January, when you uh..
didn't so much leave WWE as you ran away?  Remember who you were running from?
Ha..well Jeff, I signed him back too, and he's here right now!  Hit the music!

(As Piper finishes his sentence, the lights go out, and a familiar gong can
be heard.)