(As Raw comes on the air, Triple H leads Evolution down to the ring, and grabs
a microphone.)

Triple H:
Bret Hart's career in wrestling is over.  No longer will we have to hear him
drone on about how he's the best there is, the best there was, and the best
there ever will be, because he's finished.  No more will he claim to be the
greatest technical wrestler in this company, because last Thursday, I proved
to everyone that I am the greatest technical wrestler, not only in this very
company, but in the whole damn world.

And if anybody in the back cares to disagree with me, why don't you come out
here and show us what you've got, because I've got two guys right beside me
here, Batista and the Nature Boy, who'll show you that you're not even worthy
of being in the same building as me, let alone the same ring.  But you know, I
doubt that there's anybody back th...

(Triple H is interrupted by the music of Chris Benoit, who emerges on the ramp.
Soon enough, Chris Jericho's music hits as well, and he comes out alongside
Benoit.)

Chris Benoit:
Triple H, last Thursday night, yes, you ended Bret Hart's career, but that does
not make you the best technical wrestler in the world.  Anybody can swing a
sledgehammer at a man's head and knock him out, but that does make that man a
good wrestler.  Right here, you're looking at the two best wrestlers in this
company, myself and Chris Jericho.  And we are out here to challenge Evolution
to a match at Judgment Day.

Chris Jericho:
That's right jerky, myself and the Rabid Wolverine, we want Triple H, we want
the Nature Boy...wooooo....and we want Batista, because we're going to kick
your asses right back to the stone age, where you belong.

Triple H:
So let me get this straight.  You two wanna face us three at Judgment Day?  You
know something, we've got no problem kicking your asses in a handicap match,
hell, let's do it right n..

Chris Jericho:
Hold on one second there junior, we never said anything about a handicap match.
The match at Judgment Day is going to be 3-on-3, as we've got ourselves one
hell of a partner.  But what we want to know is, do you accept the challenge?

Triple H:
Okay, fine, we accept.  Now what poor sap have you convinced to become the next
victim of the sledgehammer?

Chris Jericho:
Mr. Benoit, would you like to do the honours?

Chris Benoit:
With pleasure, Chris.  Triple H, our partner is a man who doesn't fear a weak
weapon like your sledgehammer.  Our partner is a man who has wrestled in barb
wire, on explosives, on nails, on fire, on anything that you could not even
comprehend.  Our partner, Triple H, is Terry Funk!

(Funk's music hits, and he comes out onto the ramp carrying a barb wire bat.
Funk, Benoit and Jericho storm the ring, leading to a mass brawl with the three
members of Evolution.)