(Ted DiBiase makes his way to ringside, carrying a briefcase apparently filled
with the 1 Million Dollars from last night's match.)

Ted DiBiase:
Seeing as Bret Hart is busy preparing for his match here tonight, I guess I'm
going to have to make this charity presentation myself.  You see, the trouble
is, I really don't feel like making that presentation, because as far as I'm
concerned, the most deserving charity that I know of is me.

Therefore, I am going to take this money, and spend it all on whatever the 
hell I want, whether it's cars, clothes or casinos, and there's not a damn
thing anyone can do to stop me, and I doubt anyone would be stupid enough to
try to anyw...

(Before DiBiase can continue his rant, he's cut off by the music of none other
than...Hollywood Hogan!  Hogan comes to the ring, wearing Red and Yellow, as
opposed to the nWo Black and White he had been wearing in the past.)

Hollywood Hogan:
Well you know something Ted DiBiase, I may not be stupid, but I'm damn sure
going to stop you.  In all the time I've been out of action brother, I was
able to realise something.  I realised what a jackass I've been over the past
six months or so, I realised that I had allowed myself to become a total 
jerk to everybody who helped me in my career, and I realised that I had let
down all of my Hulkamaniacs, brother.

So as far as I'm concerned, that money is going to charity brother, so right
here and right now, I'm telling you to hand it over to me.  

Ted DiBiase:
Or else what, Hogan?  You're gonna Hulk up and take it from me?  You're little
more than a cripple, Hogan, and you're a joke to me, and everybody in the back.
You want this briefcase?  Come take it from me.

(DiBiase slaps Hogan round the face.)

Hollywood Hogan:
You know what?  I was hoping you'd do that.

(Hogan drops his mic, and begins to Hulk up, nailing DiBiase with three big
right hands, and the big boot, which sends DiBiase to the outside.  Hogan
grabs the case, and calls a man down to the ring, apparently a representative
of Bret Hart's chosen charity.  He hands the case to the man, who returns to
the back with it.  In the meantime, Hogan poses to the delight of the fans.)