(With the reluctant tag team of Chris Benoit and Matt Hardy in the ring, Steve
Austin appears on the ramp.)

Steve Austin:
I really ain't got much to say, other than that I'm gonna whip both your asses
this Sunday and become the Intercontinental Champion.  But I what I gotta do
is introduce my tag team partner tonight, returning to WWE after a recent
absence.  He's a fellow Texan, who enjoys kicking ass almost as much as I do,
so without further ado, my tag team partner tonight is...Shawn Michaels!

(Michaels' music hits, and he comes out onto the ramp, before proceeding to
the ring with Austin.)