(With the Outsiders and the Million Dollar Team in the ring already, Kevin
Nash gets on the mic.)

Kevin Nash:
I'm gonna keep this real simple.  You're seeing, right in front of you now, the
next WWE Tag Team Champions.  Because at No Mercy, it's the New Rockers versus
the Outsiders and, in the loosest sense possible, versus the Million Dollar
Team.  I'm guaranteeing you right here and now, whether it's me and Scott, or
Show and Teddy, the nWo is leaving No Mercy with the tag team gold.  Scotty...

Scott Hall:
Hey yo.  You know, I got something to say, but it's not about the tag titles,
it's about our buddy Triple H.  What's up man, where you at?  The gangs all 
here, me, Big Kev, X-Pac, but not you.  Where are you Hunter?  All you gotta
do man is make the call.  Leave your third rate evolution in the gutter where
it belongs, and get with the action bro, because you know that this is where
it's at.  You've got 'till Monday Hunter to come back home, then we start
kicking asses.

Now bring on the job fodder...