(As Smackdown comes on the air, Bret Hart, Jeff Jarrett and Randy Savage make
their way down to ringside, carrying chairs and wearing nWo t-shirts with the
logo crossed out on them.)

Jeff Jarrett:
We're here tonight for one reason, and one reason only, and that is to say,
hell no nWo.  

Bret Hart:
The nWo is a poison to wrestling.  It's something that all three of us regret
having any involvement with, and it's something that none of us ever want to
have any involvement with again.  That is, with the exception of kicking their
asses.

Randy Savage:
So, nWo, yeah, what we're offering you is a one way ticket back home at No 
Mercy, diggit.  You send in three of your guys to take us on, and then we will
proceed to take you out yeah.  How do you like that?

(The nWo music kicks in, and Hollywood Hogan walks out onto the stage, with
Scott Steiner and X-Pac beside him.)

Hollywood Hogan:
Well, I would have expected better from you guys.  We offered you the chance
to be kings in this business, but you turned us down.  As for your little
challenge, we accept, but there's just one problem.  In fact, me and Scott
Steiner, we're definitely going to take that match.  As for X-Pac here, he's
got his own plans for No Mercy, but that doesn't matter, because you guys are
already down one partner, isn't that right Jeff?

(As soon as Hogan says this, Jeff Jarrett clocks Bret Hart over the head with
his steel chair, while Hogan, Steiner and Pac rush in to hold back Savage.)

Jeff Jarrett:
Did you really think that I was that stupid to turn down the nWo's offer?  I
need all the help I can get for my casket match at No Mercy, and you guys are
no help at all.

(Jarrett clocks Savage with the chair.)

Jeff Jarrett:
It's just like Hogan said, when you're nWo, it's 4 life, and if you don't like
it, you can choke on it, slap nuts.

(The crowd boos this announcement, but the boos soon turn to cheers, as Chris
Jericho rushes down to ringside, holding a steel chair of his own.  The nWo
scatters and retreats up the ramp, while Jericho checks on the condition of
Bret and Savage.)




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Rich, 12-11-2005