Josh Matthews:
I'm here with Cactus Jack and Terry Funk, and guys, at Unforgiven, you'll be
teaming up with Rob Van Dam to take on Scott Steiner and the Outsiders - Hall
and Nash.  But tonight, it's Cactus Jack one on one with Scott Steiner.

Cactus Jack:
That's true Josh, but the first thing I wanna say is welcome back Terry Funk,
you know injury may take this guy right here down, but it can never keep him
down, and this Sunday night, he gets his first chance at kicking somebody's
ass since somebody last kicked his.

Terry Funk:
I really don't care whose ass I kick on Sunday, so long as blood gets spilled
and both tables and bones get broken.  Hall and Nash, we would have kicked your
ass at Summerslam, but it wasn't to be.  Add in Steiner or whoever else you
want, and it's nothing more than an extra plate at the dinner table, more food
for all of us.  And Cactus, tonight you'll beat that punk Steiner within an
inch of his life, but be sure to save some from me, because I don't wanna be
left with nothing to do this Sunday.

Cactus Jack:
There's no need to worry about that Terry, I think there's gonna plenty of ass
kicking to go around.  But we'd better save some for RVD today, because I've 
got a feeling that he's got a whole load of aggression that he wants to work
out.  Steiner, I look forward to seeing you later tonight, but you certainly
won't look forward to seeing yourself afterwards.  BANG BANG!




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Rich, 12-11-2005