(As Smackdown comes on the air, Chris Jericho and the Mountie come to the 
ring, followed by Ken Shamrock.  Roddy Piper soon follows with a mic in his
hand.)

Roddy Piper:
Ha, you know Jericho, I'd really love to come down there and fight you right
here tonight, but I'm afraid to say we've gotta save it for Unforgiven, you
see, I've got a lot of business to attend to.  In case you hadn't realised,
when I'm done beating your ass at the Pay Per View, I've then gotta put on a
little something called Piper's Pit, so I need to get into negotiations over
who my first guest will be.

Don't worry though, you still get your match tonight, as I've arranged for a
very special replacement for me.  I think you all know his name, as these
people chant it often enough.  But just to make it clear, my replacement is 
none other than...Goldberg!

(Goldberg's music hits, and he makes his way down to the ring.)