(As Raw returns from commercial, Chris Jericho makes his way down to the ring
for the Highlight Reel.)

Chris Jericho:
You know, Rowdy Roddy Pooper Scooper, or whatever your name is, you can do all
the scouting on me you want, but it won't help you at Unforgiven.  My wrestling
talent helped to pay for this elaborate set right here, and believe me, that's
a whole lot of talent.  If all yours could pay for was two stools and a tartan
rug, then I suggest you don't bother turning up at Unforgiven.

But you know, enough of Roddy Piper, I mentioned a few weeks ago that I want
to help get underused talent back on television, like I did with Randy Savage
the other week, so my guest here tonight is another guy who has not really had
very much exposure on WWE television this year, ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome Ken Shamrock!

(Shamrock makes his way down to the ring.)

Chris Jericho:
Now Ken, aside from a brief feud for the Intercontinental Title with X-Pac and
Rob Van Dam, you have been absent from our screens for the most part of your
WWE tenure.  Would I be right in thinking that it's because you really, really
suck?

Ken Shamrock:
No, Chris, it's not th...

Chris Jericho:
Come on now Ken, there's no need to be in denial about it, we all suck in the
squared circle sometimes.  It's just a shame for you that you always suck.  I
mean twice Ken, twice you put a guy in a triangle choke and got yourself pinned
as a result.  I can accept it happening once Ken, but twice?  Damn, you must
REALLY suck!

Ken Shamrock:
You know Chris, I've been out here two seconds, and already you're starting to
piss me off.

Chris Jericho:
Oh no!  I'm pissing off Ken Shamrock, the world's most dangerous man!  What are
you gonna do Ken?  Are you gonna get in the zone?  Is it knuckle up time?  Do
you want me to GET OUT OF YOUR WAYYYYY?  Because you know Ken, not one thing
that you say can intimidate me, because I know that you're a worthless pile of
crap.  Whereas a guy like Randy Savage deserved TV time, all you do is waste
it.  So I tell you what I'll do Ken, why don't we bring a referee down here
right now, have these stooges clear out my very expensive set, and then I'll
kick your Californian ass right back where it came from.

Ken Shamrock:
You wanna fight Jericho, let's fight!

Chris Jericho:
I'm glad you see things my way Shamrock, because...

(Jericho clocks Shamrock over the head with his microphone, thus getting the
match started a little early.)