Josh Matthews:
I'm standing by here with the Mountie, the man who may well be the very next
commissioner of the WWE...

The Mountie:
Get that right boy, I am the Mountie, the man who WILL be the next commissioner
of WWE.  And when I am in charge, I will ensure that snot-nosed brats like you
are not allowed cushy jobs.

Shane McMahon, at Summerslam, we will both attempt to climb the ladder of
success, but it will be only I that will reach the top.  And if you think that
you're going to get a shock victory, then you're sadly mistaken, as I have a
few shocks of my own, in store for you.  

In this briefcase I hold in my hands, there is a contract to become the WWE
commissioner.  We will hang this briefcase high above the ring on Sunday, and
the first man to retrieve can open it up and sign the contract.  It's that
simple Shane, so simple even you can understand it.  However, that may not be
the case after our tag match tonight, because I intend to give you more than
just a preview of Summerslam, I intend to give you the whole damn show!