Josh Matthews:
Roddy Piper, in just a few moments, you'll square off against Ric Flair, a man
who you attacked prior to announcing that you had returned as Commissioner.  
What plans do you have for the Nature Boy tonight?

Roddy Piper:
Oh I got some big plans for Flair!  First I'm gonna introduce him to my fists,
then I'm gonna let him meet my boots, and then he's gonna get an up close and
personal view of the ring lights.  But in all serio...yes, can I help you?

(The camera pans out to see that Shane McMahon has arrived.)

Shane McMahon:
You know something Piper?  You've only been here about a week, and already I'm
sick of you.  You've attacked my wrestlers, you've insulted me, you've made me
look like an idiot by bringing back the Undertaker, when I said that he was not
welcome back here ever again.  So what's next?

Roddy Piper:
You wanna know what's next huh?  Well, I'll tell ya.  First, I'm gonna go kick
Ric Flair's ass, and then I'm gonna come back here and apply the finishing 
touches to a little match contract I got set up.  You see, I realise that you
don't like the Undertaker, and hey, he's not exactly too keen on you after what
you said to him before Wrestlemania.  So tomorrow night, he's gonna put his
issues with Jeff Jarrett aside, and go one on one with you!

Shane McMahon:
What?  No, no, no, you can't do that Piper, I'm just as much in charge as you
are, and I...no, you know what?  That's fine Piper, that's absolutely fine.

You think you've trumped me by bringing back the Undertaker?  Well, just you
wait and see Piper.  Just you wait and see who I'm bringing back to face Matt
Hardy tonight.  You wait and see, and when it's all said and done, Matt Hardy's
blood will be on your hands.  And far as the Undertaker is concerned, I'll deal
with him tomorrow.  Enjoy your match Piper.