(The scene cuts backstage to Terry Funk, following the previous tag match. )

Terry Funk:
Well, that settles it then, at Taboo Tuesday, it'll be the Hardys, the Dudleys,
the former champs AJ Styles and Raven, and the losers of the WWE title poll
vying for a shot at the tag team titles.  Better get that added, so that the
people can start voting.  Now then...oh, what do you want Mick?

Cactus Jack:
Well, first of all, I want you to stop with the Mick crap, because I told you
that it's Cactus Jack.  And I wanted to talk to you about yet another title
based injustice that's going on.  Not only did you steal Rey Mysterio's belt
from him last night, but you also stole mine.  Masahiro Chono didn't pin JBL
last night, the match ended with a DQ, and titles don't change hands on a DQ,
Terry.  The belt should have reverted back to me, but instead, I'm left with
no title, and no spot on the ballot, while JBL swans around like he's the real
number 1 contender, and Chono runs around with my belt.  Terry, I'm demanding
that you let me fight JBL tonight for a spot on the ballot.

Terry Funk:
You know what...Cactus...I'll let you fight JBL tonight, and I hope the two of
you kick the crap out of each other.  But hell, I'm not gonna make it for a 
spot on the Taboo Tuesday ballot...

Cactus Jack:
I think you ought to reconsider Terry, given that I don't care about your match
tomorrow.  I'll take you out just like I did before.

Terry Funk:
If you'd let me finish, you stupid idiot, I'll explain why.  I agree with you.
You should still be the champion, but hell, there's nothing I can do, because
the referee's decision is final.  What I'm gonna do is put you on the ballot
anyway, along with JBL, Charlie Haas, and Goldust, and we'll see what the 
people think about whether you should get the gold back.  But until then, I
suggest that you go get ready for your match.

(Cactus leaves the office. )

Terry Funk:
Now then, where was I?  Ah yes, Edge and Val Venis is a cage, dumpster match
or first blood match...