Josh Matthews:
Folks that certainly was a shocker, seeing The Undertaker and Kane reunited, 
as they...

(Steve Austin walks into shot. )

Steve Austin:
Hell son, these people don't want to hear you rambling on about Kane, they're
here to see the manager of champions, Stone Cold Steve Austin.  You saw what
happened last night, my boy Rey Mysterio took the Cruiserweight title back,
and it's all thanks to the leadership of Stone Cold.  But it's not enough for
me to be the manager of champions, hell no, now I'm gonna be the WWE Champion
as well.  It seems Shane McMahon has put me in this little Taboo Tuesday 
tournament, this Thursday on Smackdown, against Kane.  So I'm gonna beat his
ass, beat The Undertaker's ass if he comes anywhere near the ring, beat your
ass for looking at me funny, and just generally beat up any other of the pieces
of trash in the audience that deserve it.

Josh Matthews:
Well Stone Cold, what about...

Steve Austin:
What?  That's Mr. Austin to you son.

Josh Matthews:
What about...

Steve Austin:
Say it!

Josh Matthews:
Mr. Austin, what about the tag match tonight.  Rey Mysterio and Billy Kidman,
your two clients in action.

Steve Austin:
What about it?  It's an easy fight for them.  Paul London and Brian Kendrick,
what the hell have they ever done?  Just you watch Josh, they're gonna follow
the Stone Cold mentality, kick their asses, win the match, drink some beer,
and then get out of this stinkin' hell hole town as quickly as possible, and
that's the bottom line, 'cos Stone Cold said so!