(As Raw returns from commercial, Randy Orton makes his way down to ringside and
grabs a microphone. )

Randy Orton:
I hope that each and every one of you took a good look at what happened to
Roddy Piper on Smackdown.  I say this for one reason only, and that's because
Roddy Piper is not coming back.  That's right, last Thursday, Randy Orton put
the legendary Rowdy Roddy Piper out of wrestling for good.  I killed the legend
of Roddy Piper.

And that got me thinking, because, it's been a real long time since I did what
I did best, which is kill legends.  I am the Legend Killer.  And it's about 
damn time people remembered that, so I'm going to make sure that they do.  And
as far as I'm concerned, Roddy Piper is the very fi...

(A somewhat unrecognisable tune plays over the PA, but the fan's silence soon
turns to wild cheers, when who should walk out from behind the curtain but
Terry Funk, carrying a microphone. )

Terry Funk:
I'm not out here to make some kinda challenge to you, ya little bastard, I'm 
out here to set a few things straight.  Roddy Piper is gone, yeah, but it seems
as though Vince McMahon still wants somebody to straighten out his little ass
of a son, and that somebody is Terry Funk, and not a yellow little bastard like
Roddy Piper.

But what's supposed to be my time, is being taken up by a punk like you, Orton.
I used to beat your Daddy within an inch of his life, and I guess he probably
took it out on you by beating you around.  You wanna call yourself the Legend
Killer again, well that's just fine with me, but I wanna see some actions to
go with your words, so how about, at Unforgiven, you have yourself a fight
with The Rock!

Randy Orton:
The Rock?  The Rock?  He's no legend, I've beaten him already.

Terry Funk:
Beating your Daddy once didn't make stop me from beating him again and again,
Orton, so you're gonna face the Rock at Unforgiven, and if ya don't like it,
you can go wrap your arm in barbed wire and fight me instead.

Randy Orton:
The Rock will be fine.

Terry Funk:
I was hoping you'd say that, and so was he.

(Unknown to Orton, The Rock has entered the ring through the crowd.  He spins
Orton around and delivers a Rock Bottom.  As Rock celebrates, Batista runs down
to ringside and hits a spine buster.  This in turn brings Chris Jericho running
down to ringside to attack Evolution's animal. )

Terry Funk:
Hey, hey, hey!  Wait a damn second here.  You can't just beat each other up 
like that.  Ring the damn bell, get a referee down here, and let's make this 
a match!