(As Smackdown returns from commercial, Roddy Piper is in the ring, ready for 
the 8-man tag team rematch, when the Oval-tron switches to the backstage area,
where a forklift truck has been parked in front of a locker room door.  The
camera shifts back to see the four members of Evolution looking at the forklift
and laughing, before they all turn to face the camera. )

Triple H:
Hey Piper, wanna take a wild guess what's behind door number 1?  You know, on
second thoughts, don't bother guessing, because everybody knows that it's your
tag team partners.  And there's no way they're getting out anytime soon.  So it
really leaves the question of what do we do?  What do we do with the 8 man tag
team match.  Randy?  Any thoughts.

Randy Orton:
Well, I guess we could find another three partners for the Hot Rod, Hunter.

Triple H:
We could, couldn't we?  But Piper was so looking forward to teaming with the
champ, and those other two chumps as well.

Batista:
You know, we could call the match off, and reschedule for next week.

Triple H:
We could do that, Big Man, but you know that Shane McMahon guaranteed there 
would be a number 1 contender tonight, and you know how Shane O Mac hates to
disappoint the people.  What do you reckon Piper?  You're co-commissioner, you
can make the call.

(Piper has, by now, grabbed a microphone. )

Roddy Piper:
Ha..don't think I don't see what you're doing there boys.  What you gotta 
realise, what you gotta understand, is that I've been fighting against the odds
for years.  You wanna put Roddy Piper in a gang fight, all you gotta do is
bring it on, because I'll fight you all, and I fight y'all right now.

Triple H:
That's all we needed to hear, Piper.  That's all we needed to here.  Gentlemen,
you heard the commissioner.  He wants a fight, let's go give him one.

(The Evolution music begins to play throughout the arena. )