(As Raw returns from commercial, 10 WWE Superstars are in the ring, as Roddy
Piper comes out to the ramp.)

Roddy Piper:
Okay, you may be wondering why you guys are out here.  We're gonna have us a
good old fashioned battle royal.  You see, I've been watching these last few
weeks, and there's this guy who's coming back at Summerslam, god knows who is
he, but I guess he's coming back to fight.  So what we're gonna do is let you
guys fight this out in the battle royal, and whoever wins goes on to Summerslam
in just under a week's time to face the returning superstar, whomever he may
be. 

Got all that?  Good, now start kicking the hell out of each other!  Ring the
damn bell!