(The camera cuts backstage, where Chris Benoit is walking along the hall.  As
he goes along, Cactus Jack shows up.)

Cactus Jack:
Chris, hey.

Chris Benoit:
Hi Mick, how's it going.

Cactus Jack:
Well it's not going too great Chris.  You see, I'm a little confused as to why
you didn't pick me to team up with you against Evolution here tonight.  You saw
what happened to me last week against Triple H, and surely you knew I'd want
to get my revenge.  So why not pick me?

Chris Benoit:
Mick, I..I guess I don't really know how to say this.  This match tonight is
very important to me, and I guess I wanted partners that I can trust.  After
what has been suggested went down with you and Shawn Michaels a few weeks ago,
I suppose I figured that I couldn't really trust you yet.

Cactus Jack:
Oh...oh I see.  I see what you're saying Chris.  You can't trust me, because of
something Shane McMahon implied, which wasn't true.  You can't trust me, but
you can trust Chris Jericho, who only a few weeks ago cost you your chance to
become the champion again, and you can trust The Rock, a guy who'll shake your
hand and then slap you in the face at the same time, but you can't trust me?

Well, Chris...that's okay.  That's absolutely fine.  I appreciate your honesty,
Chris, I really do.  I guess I'll see you around.  Good luck for tonight.

Chris Benoit:
Mick, I'm sorry man, I guess I should have...

Cactus Jack:
No, seriously Chris, it's okay.  Everything's okay.  Everything.

(Cactus Jack walks off, leaving Benoit looking frustrated with himself. As this
is going on, the Dudley Boys walk behind Benoit and into a locker room.  The
camera follows them to reveal it's the locker room of Charlie Haas and Shelton
Benjamin.)

Bubba Ray Dudley:
Well, well, well, if it isn't the World's Greatest Tag Team.  So great, they
can't even beat a couple of scrubs like AJ Styles and Raven.

D-Von Dudley:
Ha...testify Bubba, they're more like the World's Lamest Tag Team.

Charlie Haas:
You guys got a problem?

Bubba Ray Dudley:
Yeah, we got a problem, and the problem is you.  There's only one team in this
company, in the whole damn world, worthy of being called the World's Greatest
Tag Team, and that's us.  You don't believe us?  Just watch us pound the crap
out of Styles and Raven tonight, and then you'll believe it.  Then, go see 
Shane McMahon, and tell him that you want to change your name to the World's
Crappiest Tag Team, because that's what you are.

Shelton Benjamin:
You know what?  I suggest you boys watch your mouth, 'cos you're starting to
piss me off.

Bubba Ray Dudley:
Oh yeah?  What are you gonna do?  Beat us up?  I don't think so.  Why don't you
boys just pack your bags, watch us win our match, and then go home with your
tails tucked between your legs, and better still, don't come back.  Oh, and
while you're watching the match, remember this...D-Von...

(On Bubba's nod, he and D-Von simultaneously slap Haas and Benjamin in their
faces.  They then leave, both smiling sadistically.)




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Rich, 12-11-2005