(William Regal makes his way to the ring and grabs a mic.)

William Regal:
I have come out here to address you all over a disturbing matter.  Earlier on
today, as I walked around your streets, I was mugged.  That's right, a greasy,
filthy mugger came up to me and demanded that I give him my wallet.  Well, it's
a good job I've been fighting for many years, because I reached into my pocket,
and instead of taking out my wallet, I found a pair of bruss knuckles, and I
knocked the cretin down with a swift right hook.  And then I ran like bloody
hell.

But it could have been worse, had I not been able to rely on my background in
fighting.  That being said though, it makes me very sad to see this culture of
lying, cheating and stealing in this country, and I'd hate to think who was
responsible for such a culture, I really wo...

(Before Regal can finish, the PA system begins to play a familiar theme, the
theme of Eddie Guerrero!  Eddie makes his way to the ring.)

Eddie Guerrero:
Ora-ley ese.  William Regal, you're getting a bit uptight, homes.  I'm sorry
that you got mugged, man, but you can't go looking for a scapegoat.  The guy
was obviously an idiot, and didn't know how to lie, cheat and steal in the 
good way like I do man.

William Regal:
Well, it all begins to make sense now.  Do you realise what you've done, you
stupid little man?  With the way you have glorified these immoral acts with
your eses and your homes, you've created a nation of petty criminal toerags,
who see you as an inspiration.

Eddie Guerrero:
William, William, William.  I'm not an inspiration to these people, and if I
were, I'd insist on being locked up myself, homes.  If these people think that
they're being like me when they mug people, or hold up convenience stores, then
they've got it all wrong, ese.  But you know Regal, I really don't appreciate
you trying to drag my name through the mud, man.  It's been there, and I was
able to lift it out and clean it off, all thanks to these people right here.
So Regal, how about we stop talking, and I show what Eddie Guerrero inspires
people to do, and that's wrestle, man.

William Regal:
Are you challenging me to a match, you smelly oik?  Well in that case...

(Regal drops the mic and clocks Guerrero.  The fight is on.)