(As Raw returns from commercial, The Outsiders, Hall and Nash, are in the ring,
with Nash on the mic.)

Kevin Nash:
You know something, this Sunday night could well be the very last time that
you hear the name nWo.  And I think it stinks.  Not just because Shane McMahon
is doing everything in his power to try and put the nWo to bed, but also it's
because me and Scott are powerless to do anything about it.  No matter who has
put on the black and white, or the black and red in the past, the nWo has 
always been about Hogan, Scott Hall, and myself, and now we don't even have
the chance to save it.  Well Shane McMahon, fact of the matter is, even if the
nWo goes, the Outsiders still stay under contract, and we are going to make
your life a living hell, if you end up taking away what's ours.  Ain't that
right, Scotty?

Scott Hall:
Hey yo.  Shane McMahon, you wanna take away the nWo?  You wanna stop us from
being the most dominant force that wrestling has ever seen?  You wanna fo...

(Hall is cut off by some familiar music, the music of John Cena!  The Doctor
of Thugonomics emerges on the stage.)

John Cena:
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!

The doctor is in, and you know what I'm seein'?
Two old fossils, better go back to the museum.

Hey Hall, here's a salad, I suggest that you toss it,
They call you Outsiders, 'cos you out of the closet.

Yo Nash, how's the hair?  Still look like a weasel?
You ain't been hip, since the days you was Diesel.

So Wrestlemania comin' and you guys ain't got a match,
But I got a challenge, but you bet there's a catch.

We callin' this Thug Life, it's a new kind of jazz,
Wanna meet my partner?  He's right here, it's Tazz!

(Tazz's music hits, and he and Cena race to the ring to battle with Hall and
Nash, until officials run down to break things up.)