(As Smackdown comes on the air, Cactus Jack makes his way down to the ring and
grabs a mic.)

Cactus Jack:
You know, last Monday I aided a guy who I have a lot of respect for in this
business, as a wrestler, and that was Shawn Michaels.  I know that HBK is one
of the guys in this business who is prepared to sacrifice it all for that one
shining moment, the chance to go to Wrestlemania, but unfortunately he had
that chance cruelly snatched away from him.  Well, Shawn Michaels, I know you
can't go to the Wrestlemania main event, and neither can I, but I want to offer
you what may very well be the next best thing.

Last Monday, you had a run-in with Steven Richards and William Regal, which I
helped you break up.  What I would like to know Shawn, is whether you would be
prepared to have another go at those guys, alongside Cactus Jack, for the tag
team titles at Wrestlemania?  

Shawn, I know you and I have never teamed before, and we've had our battles in
the past, but I want to go to Wrestlemania, and you do too, so whaddya say we
go kick some ass, and bring home the gold?  Shawn, I'm ask...

(Cactus is interrupted, rather surprisingly, by the music of La Resistance. Out
onto the stage comes Rob Conway and Sylvan Grenier.)

Rob Conway:
You know, there's a reason why you and Shawn Michaels aren't going to the main
event at Wrestlemania, and it's the same reason why we hate all these American
people, it's because you stink, and you don't know when to keep your arrogant
mouths shut.

Cactus Jack:
I'm sorry that I talk too much for your liking, but considering your love for
all things French, I'm surprised that you have a problem with us stinking.

Sylvan Grenier:
'ey, 'ey, Mick Foley.  You cannot talk that way about ze French.  We do not
stink, we smell like ze freshest roses of zem all.  'ow about we come down to
zat ring, and prove it to you, huh?

(Grenier drops the mic, and La Resistance walk to the ring.  They enter and
try to go after Foley, until Shawn Michaels runs down to make the save.  Soon
enough, a referee shows up, and a match is started.)