(As Smackdown comes on the air, WWE Champion Brock Lesnar makes his way down
to the ring.)

Brock Lesnar:
Shane McMahon, how dare you try to embarass me last Monday on Raw?!?  You think
that's you're something because you got a cheap, and illegal win over me in a
tag team match?  You're nothing.  You're lower than scum McMahon.  And you damn
sure couldn't beat me one-on-one.  You know it, I know it, and tonight, every
body here will know it.

Shane, just three days before your boy Benoit to school in the ladder match, I
am calling your punk ass out for right here tonight.  You wanna play with the
big boys?  Well you're dealing with the biggest and baddest right here.  So get
your ass out here and give me an answer.  Yes, we get this fight done, or no,
we don't and I just kick your ass anyway.  The choice is yours.

(After a brief wait, Shane McMahon emerges on the ramp.)

Shane McMahon:
Brock, for a guy who's supposedly in control and ready to win a ladder match
on Sunday, you don't really look all that good.  You think it's wise to dent
your confidence even more by getting beaten twice by me in a week before you
lose the belt to Benoit?

Well Brock, I wouldn't be much of a McMahon if I didn't take your challenge, 
so the fight is on.  But for your sake Brock, let's make it a non-title match,
because I'd hate it if Chris Benoit was to miss out on his title chance this
Sunday night because you dropped the belt a little early.  Unless of course,
that was your plan, because you're scared of fighting Chris Benoit.

Brock Lesnar:
I'm not scared of anybody.  Not you, not Benoit, no-one.

Shane McMahon:
Well that's good then, I'm sure if you keep saying that, someone else might
believe you too.  But Brock, tonight you better shape up or go down, because
it's not going to be about climbing a ladder, it's going to be a straight-up,
good old Street Fight, just the way I like it.  And it won't be a case of here
comes the pain, it's gonna be here comes the Shane!