(As Raw comes on the air, 20 WWE Superstars, including some making their return
and others who simply haven't been seen in a while, are stood in the ring.  The
nWo music then hits, as Hollywood Hogan comes out onto the ramp.)

Hollywood Hogan:
Before all you guys start worrying, you're not all about to be fired.  Oh no,
in fact you are about to get the greatest opportunity of your life.  You see,
on the night that Hollywood Hogan puts down Chris Benoit once and for all, the
nWo will gain a brand new member, and that member is stood in the ring right
now.

Now, don't go looking at each other wondering who it is, because if you've got
the drive, then it could quite possibly be you brutha.  You see, what we have
here is the first ever nWo membership battle royal.  The winner of this match
will instantly be granted membership of the nWo.  

I can see a few of you guys saying that you're not interested, well that's
fine.  You don't have to be in this battle royal, but I'm telling you now, you
can walk away from that ring if you want, but if you do, you'll have to collect
your pink slip on the way out of the building.

With that all understood, I suggest that somebody down there rings the bell,
and we get this first ever nWo membership battle royal underway.