Mark Lloyd:
Shawn Michaels, while it was great to see you back in action last night, your
return was marred by the unfortunate injury suffered by Steven Richards in
your match.

Shawn Michaels:
That's true Mark.  Last night was supposed to be a great night for me, but it
was really a shame that the match ended in the way it did.  All I can say is
that I'm sorry that it had to happen in that way, and I'm sending out my best
wishes to Stevie for a speedy recov...

(The Mountie appears in the shot.)

The Mountie:
You're sorry?  You're sorry?  I don't believe a word of it.  Shawn Michaels,
last night you brutally assaulted Steven Richards and caused him to become
injured.  You know, if we were in Canada right now, I'd arrest you on the spot
for your disgraceful actions.

Shawn Michaels:
Oh really, well it just so happens that we're not in Canada jack, so what, may
I ask, are you gonna do about it?

The Mountie:
It's real simple, we will settle our business in the ring.  And if you even
dare to try and pull the same stunt you did last night, you can rest assured
that I will have the law come down on you so fast, you will not believe it.

Shawn Michaels:
Well is that so?  I suggest that you make your way out there right now, and
we'll see if your wrestling ability can back-up the hot air that your mouth
is spewing out.