(William Regal limps down to the ring on crutches, bruised and bandaged from
the cage match on Raw.)

William Regal:
Brock Lesnar.  You bloody hooligan.  I was all set to suspend you last Monday
night, but you viciously brutalised me.  And now look at me.  I would gladly
take my revenge on you at Judgment Day, but my doctors have advised me that I
am not fit to compete for around a month.

But you mark my words Brock Lesnar, you've not seen the last of me.  I ensure
you that I will take you out at the first possible opportunity.  So you had
better watch yourself sunshine, because...

(Regal is cut off by the music of Jeff Jarrett, who makes his way down to the
ring.)

Jeff Jarrett:
William Regal.  I saw what Brock Lesnar did to you last Monday, and I must say
I was horrified by it.  Let me assure you that something like that will not
happen again.  You see, William, I wanna cut you a little deal.  For weeks and
weeks, I have been trying to get myself a shot at the WWE title, but each time
I try, I keep coming up short.  Now, being the smartest wrestler in the WWE,
I have come up with a plan that can make me happy, and make you happy at the
same time.

What I'm doing William is offering you my services in taking out Brock Lesnar.
I want you to make me a match with Brock Lesnar at Judgment Day, but I want
one little stipulation added to it.  I want it to be a number 1 contenders
match.  That way, after I take Brock Lesnar out for you, I then get myself a
guaranteed shot at the WWE title at Bad Blood.  You get what you want, I get
what I want.  How does that sound?

William Regal:
That sounds bloody marvellous Jeff, but you have to assure me that you will win
that match, because the last thing I want is Brock Lesnar becoming the number 1
contender again.

Jeff Jarrett:
Oh, you can take it to the bank William.  It's already done.

William Regal:
Well that's wonderful.  In that case, you won't mind taking my place for a tag
team match tonight.  You and Chris Benoit against Brock Lesnar and Rey Mysterio
right here tonight.

Jeff Jarrett:
That ain't a problem at all, in fact it's a pleasure.  Trust me William, you
will not regret this.

William Regal:
I damn well hope not, Jeff, because otherwise I'll have to hurt Brock Lesnar
even more when I get back.







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Rich, 12-11-2005