(Following Angle's victory, he takes a microphone.)

Kurt Angle:
It seems as though the list goes on and on.  First, I get rid of Mankind, then
I kick his best buddy Al Snow's ass, and now I've made short work of Al's 
little protege Maven.  Who am I gonna have to deal with now, one of Maven's
schoolkids?  I'd like to see that!  Quite frankly, I've made my point about..

Voice Over:
Quite frankly, I wish you'd shut up!

(To the amazement of the crowd, Mick Foley walks through the curtain and out
onto the ramp.)

Mick Foley:
Did you miss me Kurt?  Huh, did you miss me?  I figured you must have done, or
else you wouldn't have released me.  

Kurt Angle:
What the hell is this?  I got rid of you!

Mick Foley:
No Kurt, you got rid of Mankind.  Now, you've just got good old Mick Foley. You
see Kurt, I'm not as deranged as Mankind, I'm not as cool as Dude Love, and I'm
certainly not as sick as Cactus Jack.  As Mick Foley, I'm even more cool, sick
and deranged than ever before, and all rolled in one ass-kicking package!

Kurt, you actually have fun trying to ruin people's careers?  Well, that's 
nothing compared to the fun I'm going to have ruining yours at Wrestlemania.
That's right, I want you at Wrestlemania in a Falls Count Anywhere Death Match.
The match doesn't end until one man has scored three consecutive falls on his
opponent.  No DQ's, no Count Out, just an old fashioned blood bath and brawl,
just the way I like it, so what do you say Kurt?

Kurt Angle:
What do I say?  I say hell no!

Mick Foley:
Then it's a real good job that your opinion doesn't matter, because the match
goes ahead anyway.

Kurt Angle:
What the hell are you talking about?

Mick Foley:
I guess you didn't read the fine print for the Ladder Match at No Way Out.  It
clearly stated that if you were to win the match Kurt, then Mankind, or whoever
else he may designate, is entitled to a rematch of his choice.  Well, seeing
as I'm the designated man in the driver's seat, I get the rematch, and I pick
the Death Match.  So as a good friend of mine might say Kurt, have a nice day!
 



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Rich, 12-11-2005