(Fade out to vignette.)

Matt Hardy on...

...his brother Jeff.

Matt Hardy:
Jeff is an amazing risk taker, and a daredevil, who loves performing for the
fans.  Unfortunately, he's also unreliable, regularly sloppy, and just have
the talent, or let's face it, Mattitude, to be as good as me.

So you see, that's why Matt Hardy received a WWE contract, and Jeff Hardy is
still flipping burgers back in Cameron, North Carolina.  And when I get back
to WWE, everybody is going to find out why.



Matt Hardy is coming.

(Fade out)