(As Smackdown comes on the air, the camera cuts to William Regal in his brand
new commissioner's office.)

William Regal:
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my very first presentation of Smackdown.  I'm
sure you're all as eager to get to the show as I am, so I promise I won't keep
you very long.

Tonight's Smackdown will be a very special night, as we'll see a number of new
and returning superstars make their debuts.  Tonight, you'll return of the
high-flying Rey Mysterio, and the monster known as Vader.  That sounds good 
doesn't it?

Also, making his WWE debut, will be a young chap by the name of AJ Styles.  And
what better way to debut, than in a massive six man tag team match.  In our
main event tonight, young Mr. Styles will team with the WWE Champion Scott Hall
and Triple H, and together, they will take on Bret Hart, the Ultimate Warrior,
and Chris Benoit.  That should be a mighty good fight.

Now, speaking of Bret Hart, last Monday night he won a battle royal to become
the number 1 contender to the World Title at No Way Out.  Now, I enjoyed that
battle royal so much, that I've decided to hold another one right here tonight!

This time, it'll be a tag team Battle Royal, with the winners facing the brand
new champions, Los Guerreros, once again at No Way Out.  And in that battle
royal, you'll also get to see the return of the Basham Brothers, another great
young tag team.

Now, I promised you I wouldn't keep you, and that's all I got to say for now, 
so why don't you take your camera crew, bugger off and leave me in peace to
watch the show!