(As Smackdown comes on the air, Mean Gene Okerlund is stood in the middle of
the ring.)

Mean Gene:
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, Hulk Hogan!

(The fans come to their feet, as the Hulkster makes his way to ringside.)

Mean Gene:
Hulk Hogan, just last Monday on Smackdown, you came so close to winning the
WWE Title, only to have it snatched from your grasp by Randy Savage.  How did
it feel to be so near, and yet so far?

Hulk Hogan:
Well you know somethin' Mean Gene, it felt pretty bad brah, to have the title
in my hands, only for the Macho Man to take it away dude.  But Mean Gene, that
isn't gonna happen again, brother, I've seen to that.  You see, right after
Raw brother, I went to Vince McMahon's office, and I asked him, I begged him
dude, give the Hulkster a title shot on Smackdown.  And you know what, being
the stand-up guy that he sometimes is, Vince agreed, and he let me have the
title shot, right here tonight!

Mean Gene:
Wait a minute Hulkster?  Are you saying that it's gonna be Randy Savage versus
Hulk Hogan for the WWE title, right here tonight?

Hulk Hogan:
That's exactly what I'm saying brother!  In front of all my Hulkamaniacs here
in the Carrier Dome, I'm gonna win the title that I should have won back on
Raw dude.

So Macho Man, you'd better be on your a-game brother, because I'm gonna be
bringing the 24-inch pythons, and the support of all my little Hulksters out
there man.  So whatcha gonna do Macho Man?  Whatcha gonna do, when Hulk Hogan
lays the smack down all over you?

(The Hulkster's music kicks in, and he makes his way back to locker room.)